4.29.2011
4.28.2011
4.27.2011
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Write a sentence. Check the e-mail. Stand up. Check the e-mail. Pee. Check the e-mail. Call friend. Check the e-mail. ... What a busy day!
4.26.2011
443
This neurotic moment was brought to you by fried chicken, because it starts off healthy – but we fix that.
4.25.2011
442
Take one part anger, mix with two parts caffeine and one part alcohol, then stir. It's quite a cocktail: It'll blow your head off!
4.24.2011
441
Fingers in dirt dig deep. Fingers in dirt feel the pulsing Earth. Fingers in dirt touch truth and love.
4.19.2011
440
After eating a bowl of cabbage soup, he trudged to school, not suspecting that this was the inauspicious beginning of a most auspicious day.
4.17.2011
439
What a day! I woke up naked as a cat drinking vinegar and ended up as ornery as a sow with a saddle!
4.16.2011
4.15.2011
437
Winter's winds warm, transform to Spring's sweetened breath, and thoughts turn toward nest building – secure, soft-lined and cozy.
4.14.2011
436
Try on happiness today. It's attractively priced – free! – and you're under no obligation. But it'll fit you well, I promise.
4.11.2011
435
There's a fellow sitting on my shoulder who tells me how things look today; he's my eyes and ears. And his name is Mr. Moody.
4.10.2011
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4.06.2011
432
Plant a paradise on Earth, a square foot at a time, show your love with garlic, squash, and thyme.
4.04.2011
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